It is the “war” between Denmark and Canada that has lasted from 1984 until today.
The two countries are ‘fighting’ over a small uninhabitable island called Hans Island.
War happens as follows:
Alternately, the two countries send their military to the small island to raise their own flag and eliminate their opponent’s.
Danes always leave a bottle of Danish liquor for Canadians, and Canadians leave a bottle of whiskey for Danes.
If that’s not the right way to resolve a conflict, I don’t know what is.
