Yesterday, a question on Twitter had men airing out their pet peeves when it comes to girls.

Per the thousands of quotes and hundreds of retweets, it looks like most men agree that the following things dey vex them so…ladies, looks like if you are on a sacred unattainable quest to be a perfect girl, this is your crash course on what GH men don’t like!

1. Dance but… don’t dance

ngl dancing aggressively when we’re out. https://t.co/wdwIFkwZG3

— G (@nana_figa) October 15, 2020

If it is azonto, you’ve killed them…

if she does any form of azonto dancing at motives she gotta go https://t.co/4d58h0dvyd

— DB (@dboogieee__) October 15, 2020

2. Keep your birthdays secret

“My birthday is coming oo” https://t.co/40imlSGbQa

— OTE$ 🦹🏿‍♂️ (@kwakzzzz) October 15, 2020

3. Twitter girls…don’t pray to “anon Nyame”

Always begging for food on the TL https://t.co/6Yf8t78Mab

— Nii Kofi (@nii_kofiiii) October 15, 2020

4. Keep your popular friends private

Always trying to show you she knows someone “popular”. Unprovoked. https://t.co/WKphOgICSv

— edwin (@_staque_) October 15, 2020

5. Reply messages and don’t be rude girls

girls who think airing is some biggest flex and girls who are unnecessarily rude. https://t.co/W6gGe2mrK2

— napoleon (@_napoleonn) October 15, 2020

6. No star signs

“I’m a Capricorn, that’s how we are” panin toto https://t.co/cgAAm2Fa1i

— Baby Boy (@Mal_pee) October 15, 2020

7. No clout chasing on WhatsApp

those girls who go and screenshot pics of fine niggas who don’t even know them and come and wish them happy birthday on their whatsapp status for clout. https://t.co/UWgAe9OzDT

— ⚡️ (@korsah_) October 15, 2020

8. Don’t have male friends

“oh me dier most of my friends are boys” https://t.co/0vArCQFtqt

— Q. (@SonnyQuartey) October 15, 2020

9. Don’t glam up on your birthday dears

Birthday makeup🥴 https://t.co/AFfn2vEy3I

— UncleSpontaneous 🇳🇬🇯🇲 (@real_amos) October 15, 2020

10. He said what he said…periodt!

Man when they force american accent, when they think that hating men is a personality trait, dem ones that put “periodt” after every sentence. I could write a book https://t.co/t1o3vxnqTA

— Jiggz 🇳🇬 (@jiggz_t2) October 15, 2020

11. Konkonsa…not allowed

When you catch them arguing on insta gossip pages ☹️ https://t.co/Lg3flApoOJ

— . (@KDans1) October 15, 2020

12. No stans allowed

Obsessing over celebs https://t.co/2M3chXSYja

— ً (@JamzLndon) October 15, 2020

13. Accept compliments by fire by force!

telling her she looks good and she says “nooo I’m a mess🙈” “stoppp I look homeless🙈” g take the compliment and move on😭😭😭 https://t.co/7mIWOTnrmD

— YSJ🎸 (@YSJChin) October 15, 2020

14. Don’t gist with friends

When they let their friends interfere in the relationship as if I’m dating them too 😂 https://t.co/9dxvTY12II

— bigrickzz (@bigrickzz) October 15, 2020

15. Change your fashion sense!

Wearing leggings and airmax 🤢 https://t.co/YyDjRH7YGM

— H (@HazzaHawkins) October 15, 2020

16. In conclusion…

-emotional quotes on your socials after every fight
-ugly fingers and toes
-calling anime cartoons
-saying sports is stupid
-nagging
-“do you know how many guys want me?”
-break up after every fight
-“aye aye aye” on snap
-wanting PDA 24/7
-“Am fine n u?” https://t.co/3TiCNpjiSd

— Weffrey Jellington (@jeffwellz) October 15, 2020